Political Platform for SL Governor Election 2007

My slogan for this election is: “You won’t need to vote anymore!”. Now you will know why.

My plan is:

1. Outsoucing basic services as “Age Verification”. The governement will have this way more time for create new features to our Second Life.
2. Create every week small features, all this features will require a client update, all this updates will brake some of the old features that worked normally till then. My compromise is to be bad specially with Friends list, building tools, groups communication… this way our Second Life will be always an adventure, always a surprise.
3. Will cancel “Live Help”; will create new sims just when i want it to do, will not be never on “Town Halls”…
4. And finally i will not organize an election anymore.

Ok, it may seem that someone is doing all this right now and in an effective way, but i have a better hairstyle!!!

*Important Note for the Confused*
This is satire.
That means it’s fictional – not a “real” election (whatever that is.) Second Life® and Linden Lab® are trademarks or registered trademarks of Linden Research, Inc. All rights reserved. No infringement is intended.